Hood up, dignity down.
Big Mouth Monster Onesie
Eight colours, four sizes, and one face nobody can keep a straight look at.
Choose your monster· Olive
Onesie #1· Olive
Onesie #2· Olive
Onesie #1· Olive
Onesie #2· Olive
Onesie #3· Olive
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Which size is yours
Go by your height first, then weight. It is meant to be roomy, so if you land between two sizes, take the bigger one.
| Size | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 150–155 | 40–50 |
| M | 155–165 | 50–65 |
| L | 165–175 | 65–80 |
| XL | 175–185 | 80–90 |
Measured by hand, so allow 1–2 cm either way. Tall? Most people go one size up.
Why it works
Ridiculous outside. Ridiculously warm inside.
The face gets the laugh. The fleece is why you are still wearing it at midnight.
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Properly thick fleece
Dense, soft coral fleece made for cold evenings on the sofa.
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A face that does the work
Big mouth, googly eyes, a tuft of hair. Nobody needs a caption.
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Eight colours for the gang
Mix colours in a 2- or 3-pack for couples, flatmates or the group chat.
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Roomy, unisex cut
Four sizes, loose enough to wear over pyjamas. Between sizes? Go up.
What you are actually getting
Three things worth knowing before you pick a colour.
Hood up, mouth on. That moment is the photo everyone wants.
Eight colours, each with its own hairdo. Packs can mix and match.
Thick fleece and a relaxed fit for long nights in.
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What wearers say
Before you order
Go by your height first, then weight, using the size guide above. It runs a little short in the body, so if you are tall or between two sizes, take the bigger one.
Yes. It is thick coral fleece, made for cold evenings. Most people wear it over a T-shirt or pyjamas.
Yes. Every onesie in a bundle picks its own colour and its own size. Two are £99 and three are £129.99 (or the same in your local currency), and the bundle price is applied automatically at checkout.
Every order ships with tracking. UK delivery is free. We also ship worldwide, and you will see the shipping cost and delivery estimate for your country at checkout. Full details are on our Shipping policy page.
Turn it inside out and wash cold on a gentle cycle, then hang it to air dry. Skip the tumble dryer and the iron to keep the fleece fluffy and the face in shape.
Yes, within 30 days if it is unworn and in its original condition. See our Refund policy for the details.